First Mayan!
Well, someone had to do it! Might as well be me.
So! Say hello to Quetzalcoatl! Believe it or not, that's actually LESS of a mouthful than his full current name: Leocadio Milagro Aquino Elizondo. Yeah, he looks whiter than white bread, but he's native to Guatemala. But you guys can call him Leo. Everyone else does. ^_^
And did I mention he's a priest? A Catholic one? 'Cause he totally is.