Hello, everyone! My name is Angie and I'm glad to be here, presenting this awkward, sweet lad to you all.

Meet Calvin Hobson, Bes of the Egyptian pantheon. God of protection and children and pregnant women, music and laughter and dance. The boy gets around. Cal himself is a teacher at a public elementary school in Harlem and a regular volunteer/piano teacher at the local Boys and Girls Club. Loves kids, music, and poetry. Awkward as heck, not much sense of self-preservation...

Let's all be nice to the poor kid, huh?