Characters: Dionysus and anyone who shows up Date/Time: October 31st, morning to night. Location: Seattle. Rating: So very NC-17. Warnings: Nudity, Violence, Adult Situations, [Heavy] Use of Alcohol, Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats Living Together, Mass Hysteria Summary: Dionysus does what he want, y'all.
The clerk at the liquor store had not been having a good morning. To start with, he'd slept through his alarm, which caused him to miss his bus, which led to him not being able to get to the store until barely two minutes before opening time, which would greatly increase his chances of getting fired if the owner found out. Since the alarm system would note the exact time he came in, the chances of keeping his arrival time hidden were nil. And so it came to pass that just as the clerk walked behind the register, he found out just how much worse his day was going to be, as the crash of the store window shattering caused him to jump. Rushing to see what was happening, he stopped dead still at the sight of a wild-haired, wild-eyed, and completely naked man stepping through the window, accompanied by another man and two women (also completely naked). As the clerk looked on stunned, the stranger and his companions started grabbing every bottle within reach and began gulping them down. Every few seconds, the stranger grabbed a new bottle off the shelf and tossed it to the (rapidly-growing) crowd behind him. Noticing the clerk staring wild-eyed at him, Dionysus took the bottle away from his mouth briefly; brandy continued to pour down his naked chest. "Have some!" he said. "Don't give a fuck!" Behind him, the noise of the orgiastic crowd grew.