Thank you so much, this is the most entertaining thing I've read in ages!
I really love literary criticism; if you choose where you stand carefully enough, with some cleverly obscuring obstacles, then you'll only ever see what you want to see. This lady picked her view so very carefully.
There's so many ways I could shred her arguments, but the pertinent points have been addressed above, so I think I'll sit back, giggle quietly, and link this post like crazy :DDDD