Yay! My guess was right. I totally didn't call the hd_holidays fic, though.
Draco not failing at something it would be like Harry being girly and even tempered, it just doesn't work. I can just imagine him putting some thought in his plans and thinking they'll go just perfect and then, well...
(Tell K that porn being irrelevant is wronger than Kinney being a Hufflepuff or Hayden having a bad hair day :()