Three to five of your preferred slash pairings: Harry/Snape, Harry/Voldemort (or Harry/Tom), Harry/Snape/Voldemort, Harry/Kingsley, Harry/Sirius
A listing of kinks you would like to see in your gift, if any: First-time smut, plot, awkward sex, chan (13 or older, and only if it's legal for you to write it. Otherwise, forget it and make Harry 18 or older), dubious consent, coercion/ manipulation, dark humor, angst, happy or semi-happy ending, bestiality, Severitus incest (Snape is Harry's father and yet they shag) and did I mention plot? I'd really like some plot with my smut.
Any squicks you do not want to see in your gift: Crossdressing, crack!humor, mpreg, second pov, fluff (a bit of romance is fine), body fluids/waste other than semen, necrophilia, major character death.
Provide one or more scenarios you would like to see included in your gift. With the things we've learned from Deathly Hallows, I'd love to see a nice AU Snape as Harry's father and yet they shag scenario. Could be set right after DH, with Snape surviving this time.
Or a AU Voldemort had one last trick up his sleeve and isn't as dead as everyone thinks, and for some reason he ends up shagging Harry instead of killing him scenario is always good.
For the gift you are going to give someone else:
Any characters or pairings you refuse to write/draw: Ron, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Filch, Blaise, Snape/Lupin, femmeslash or het
Any kinks you refuse to write/draw: Crossdressing, mpreg, second pov, fluff (a bit of romance is fine), body fluids/waste, necrophilia, major character death
Please specify if you prefer to receive fic, art, or if either is okay: I prefer to receive fic.