A serious Ron/Harry? Oh, my. I don't think so. But I have learnt never to say never.
Liked the purring crocodile nipple clamps, eh? So did I. LOL! I have to admit that I laughed as I wrote that bit.
I'm delighted and relieved to know that you worked your way through the purple dialogue to get to the punch line. I had worried the dialogue would put people off.
And thanks for asking about Nilla Wafers. Pie crusts coming already prepared...OMG!