Ahaha, bottom!Snape! ;) I'm glad you liked it! I wouldn't necessarily peg this fic as a conversion piece for readers who aren't already on board with the pairings and characterisations, but I'm glad it worked for you!
Ahaha. Felt as if Fleur was talking to me personally there.
Oh good! I debated having a twist at the end where we find out who she was actually talking to (Tonks, maybe?), but at the end of the day, I thought it would be more effective if she was simply talking to the reader, as a slash fangirl herself. ;)
And yes, of course sucking cock is men's work! Ahaha, perhaps a bit of the author's own opinions snuck in there...