The details. The details! Rogering the pumpkin and being propositioned by a house-elf and the sharing a girl between them in both their stories and the detentions and LILY and al;skdjglskjg.
I love the structure of this so very much, and each voice is just fucking SPOT ON, and OH, BOYS! BOYS! They are so cute and hilarious and fucking sexy beasts, groping each other like that and claiming it was an accident. ILU, mystery author who is so very not a mystery. ♥ !