Ohgodohgodohgod, I've lost the ability to punctuate or even put spaces where they're supposed to go.
It turns out I have no shame, so... mystery author, please friend me when the names go up because this is wonderful and I want to read everything you write.
You also... and I shouldn't say this because I can't write as well as you gave me inspiration for fics, which is a wondrous gift when I'm trying to complete 12dayschristmas.
I realise this fic wasn't for me. I'd never have thought of asking for this pairing but omfg, wow.