I like your lead in and wow... Neville (He's a DH snake killin' Neville)
It seemed like the best of Charlie's knowledge was kind of crap. great line, I feel like that a lot of the time myself ;)
"Suggested you, in fact," Neville said. "Couldn't think of a more competent brother-in-law. So, what do you say, Charlie? Want to be a Man in Robes? You'll get really cool sunglasses and a partner with a stick up his arse, plus many other perks if you agree, such as adventure, your life constantly in danger, erratic working hours, and protecting the earth from alien attack." oh i'm really laughing now