asdfghj GREATNESS. I am so fond of all things SciFi - even in parody style :P This fic is so made of awesome and funny all around, I'm still flailing from it. GOD. Neville and Severus, ahahaha OMG FTW. Charlie and Draco - and Draco formerly paired with Hagrid! So good, all of it.
So many lines that I could point out, but I think I'd end up quoting the whole thing back at you. Let me just say that this is a work of utter brilliance, before I'm completely incoherent :D