OMG, utterly hilarious parody! I'm still giggling, and therefore am reduced to leaving comments somewhat in the form of running commentary...
And the day a Beauxbatons student showed up in Romania ready to shovel dragon dung and head off to the burn unit on a regular basis, Charlie would eat his dress robes.
...And that was when I knew I had to read this fic.
"Yeah," said Charlie with a shrug. "Why the hell not?"
Gotta love that enthusiasm!
Neville! Bwahaha! Also, I love that the sunglasses are apparently enough to disguse even the most distinctive individuals. But who knows; maybe they're spelled? ;)
Snape!! ::dies:: WHY didn't I see that coming? ::kicks self:: And, dear god. You actually bothered to explain his resurrection. ::dies some more::
Snape snorted. "Longbottom is telling you he found a way to raise the dead and you're more concerned over a visitor from another planet? Priorities, Weasley."
That should go on the list of "Top Ten Snape Lines Ever Written in a Fic", seriously. Heh.
Plant from outer space. Oh my. I'll have music from Little Shop of Horrors stuck in my head for days now. ::kicks you::
The Quibbler... The Leaky Cauldron... white peacocks...