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Apr. 29th, 2024


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morning after






┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios

① BREAKFAST IN BED;
your partner is up and about -- maybe dressed, maybe not -- and in the kitchen. what are they making you? could it be... grilled cheese?

② HIT ME BABY;
they're such a peaceful sleeper. a peaceful, sexy sleeper. actually there's too much of that sleeping happening. why don't you wake the up, world's kindest alarm?

③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED;
you wake up to find they're rummaging about for their clothes, about to leave. why the rush, can't you convince them to stay?

④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER;
and the evening, maybe even the morning after after... hours have passed but you just can't leave each other! or maybe one of you just won't...

⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL;
there's a tiger in the closet, a baby in the bathroom, and a total stranger curled up beside you. who is this person beside you, smelling of tequila and regret? do they know any more about what, or who, went down than you do?

⑥ WET AND WILD;
don't feel too lonely waking up by yourself -- the shower's on and the sound of water falling is mighty inviting. why don't you get cleaned up -- or down and dirty all over again?

⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE;
sleep? what is this sleep thing you speak of? dawn's breaking and neither of you have gotten a wink, or want one. who's ready for round xxx?

⑧ A BITTER PILL;
turns out the reason you scored wasn't your sparkling wit and magnetic confidence. your partner had an ulterior motive -- they already knew it and you're about to. recon? revenge? rebound? tag and find out, if you can handle the truth!

⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE;
that sleepy person in your living room had a great night -- with your roommate. well, might as well get to know each other while you're both there, right? ... right?

⑩ WILD CARD;
roll more than once and combine scenarios, choose your favorite, or make up your own!

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who's on your to-do list?
a meme for talking about all the people you wish you could bang...

 


Who does your character want to get it in with? We're talking celebrity crushes, fictional characters, the Yellow Power Ranger, people that are way out of their league, office mates who don't even know they exist, exes who they can't stop thinking about, the weather lady on Channel 4, hot people who've they've only had in dreams, people that they'd LOVE to have in reality if they could... Well? List 'em!
 


 how to play
1. Create a top-level with a list of your character's current Bangable Bucket List™ — a list of people they'd tap if they could! For a softer option, maybe this could be a list of people to kiss, or just a list of people they'd like to meet one day. And for the more stubborn characters, let's say some forced honesty is in place here. Blank top-levels will be deleted!

2. Tag around and judge each other's lists. Britney Spears is a good choice, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is dating yourself a bit.
Plus, there's always the off chance that your character will see themselves on someone else's list! How exciting!

3. Bonus bragging rights for those who've tackled someone on your list and has stories to tell about it (but not THAT many bonus points, because it's rude to kiss and tell!)
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Mar. 14th, 2024


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tease 'em



- drop the hottest top-level of 2024.
- other characters tease yours (accidentally or on purpose). what do I mean by that? platonically, antagonistically, romantically, sexually, actual teasing. whatever goes.
- draaaaag it out until one character snaps.
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the AGE GAP meme


INSTRUCTIONS
1. Post with your characters, including what role you'd like your character to play (older/younger) and your preferences (no one under ____, no number 2, roleplay only, etc).
2. Tag around, either choosing options at random or using some kind of RNG.
3. Don't be naughty~. Or do.

OPTIONS
1. All of this is roleplay. You're acting a part.
2. This is real. You're actually living this.

(possible) SCENARIOS
1. PARENT & CHILD: So, have you been bad? You know what happens to bad kids...
2. OLDER SIBLING & YOUNGER SIBLING: If the parents aren't in the picture, someone has to take care of business.
3. OTHER FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP: Keepin' it in the family.
4. TEACHER & STUDENT: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me...at least not during schools hours.
5. DOCTOR & PATIENT: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless you want to play.
6. CUSTOMER & STRIPPER/DANCER/HOOKER: Older people have the money, younger people need the money. Surely something can be worked out.
7. JAILBAIT: One of you better watch out, because this is trouble with a capital T.
8. THE BABYSITTER: ...you've seen the porn. I don't have to describe this.
9. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURES: If you don't see something you want, make it up.

Dec. 28th, 2023


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TABOO meme

Most societies have certain mores that are unspoken rules; humanity itself even has such conventions, grilled subconsciously into our minds for our own safety. Don't go out alone at night. Avoid getting wet when it's cold. Don't pick fights with those stronger than you...okay, some of us missed the boat on the last one, but the point still stands. Society's rules tend to be more variable, though they apply to most aspects of life - including sex. In fact, bending the rules on what's considered acceptable in romance and sexual encounters can lead to anything from ostracization to death, depending on the time and culture.

So, play it close to the chest if you're going to do a big, big, big t a b o o. Is it worth the risk?

How to Play


- Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to include what you want and what you DON'T WANT. Blank comments are fine; info is even better!
- Reply to others.
- Be fun and respect others, as this will deal with some heavy topics and potentially triggering material s.

TRIGGER WARNING )

Oct. 28th, 2023


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q and a

the shippy & smutty questions meme: consoldiated


It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?

Rules:

Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
 
Answer your own questions!
That's it.
QUESTIONS HERE - TWO FLAVORS TO CHOOSE FROM )

Aug. 6th, 2023


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The Moment After Meme


You've seen The Morning After, and the Build-Up, and even the Mid-Fuck memes. But what about the moment after characters have done the deed? Do they cuddle or light up a cigarette? Go for seconds or reflect on what just happened? Hop into the shower to wash away their sins? Regret everything?

Well, we'll find out, won't we?

How it works:

- Post with your character, name and fandom in the subject. Include any prefs or no-no's.
- A set-up isn't necessary but hey, if you want, go for it!
- Others respond to your character.
- Congrats! They just had sex.
- Have fun!
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May. 25th, 2023


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guess my kink.

don't look now, but somebody slapped a button on you that reads "GUESS MY KINK." good thing Bakerstreet never backs down from any clashes of wits...and a chance to humiliate and be horny at the same time.

how do you do?
- comment with your info + prefs.
- replies will try to "match the kink to the face;" aka, they'll try and guess your character's kink/fetish.
- absolute madness reigns from here on out.
- this meme cannot be held liable for any fuckery, of the highest degree or otherwise.
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May. 20th, 2023


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friends with benefits

sex friends. fuck buddies. friends with benefits. no matter what you call it, it's the perfect arrangement: you get to enjoy awesome sex and an awesome friendship, without any of the complications that come from being romantically involved. there's no drama, no threat of heartbreak, and no pressure to commit — just good friends having good sex.

unless one of you catches feelings, of course. but you wouldn't do that, would you?

Prompts

1. casual - you have the type of relationship where you grab a snack, meet up for sex, and maybe play a few video games. what's not to love?

2. best friends - you already share everything else together. sex is just a natural extension of your intimacy as best friends.

3. experimenting - bro, we are teens. bro, we are kissing now. no, don't stop. bro...

4. practice - this is all just practice for when you find a "real" relationship, but that doesn't mean it can't be fun.

5. rebound - the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

6. stress relief - you're working a high-stress job together and needed some way to unwind.

7. rivals - you're not really friends outside the bedroom, more like friendly rivals. and the competition extends to sex.

8. incompatible - you've tried to date before and it just didn't work out. but that's no reason to give up on the awesome sex you were having, or your equally awesome friendship.

9. unrequited - you want to be more, but they only see you as a fuck buddy. at least sex is better than nothing.

10. friends (with benefits) to lovers - you both want something more. but how do you ask out the person you're already sleeping with?

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Apr. 9th, 2023


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the “what’s on your camera roll?” meme





What’s on your camera roll? Selfies? Photos of your loved ones? Lurid videos taken at your latest house party that you forgot to delete? Something even more scandalous? Well, better hope it’s nothing too incriminating because it’s now being projected on the big screen (in slideshow form or as a straight-up mini-movie) for everyone to see! Feel free to provide commentary or narration… or just do your best to slink away before you’re recognized as the starring role/camera operator.




how to play


1. Post a comment with your character’s name, canon, and preferences in the subject line.


2. In the body of the comment, include a description, image, or gif of something from your character’s camera roll—this can be from their actual camera, a phone, GoPro, security cam footage, whatever! Just remember to warn and put it behind a link if you want to include actual NSFW images.


3. Whatever the source of the photos/video, it’s now being projected onto a big screen for everyone else to see. Feel free to include your character’s commentary/narration on what they’re seeing… or just their general reaction to having their private images blasted into other people’s eyeballs.


4. Grab some popcorn and tag into other people’s top-levels with your character’s reactions to their impromptu screening sessions!

Dec. 18th, 2022


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morning after






┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios

① BREAKFAST IN BED;
your partner is up and about -- maybe dressed, maybe not -- and in the kitchen. what are they making you? could it be... grilled cheese?

② HIT ME BABY;
they're such a peaceful sleeper. a peaceful, sexy sleeper. actually there's too much of that sleeping happening. why don't you wake the up, world's kindest alarm?

③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED;
you wake up to find they're rummaging about for their clothes, about to leave. why the rush, can't you convince them to stay?

④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER;
and the evening, maybe even the morning after after... hours have passed but you just can't leave each other! or maybe one of you just won't...

⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL;
there's a tiger in the closet, a baby in the bathroom, and a total stranger curled up beside you. who is this person beside you, smelling of tequila and regret? do they know any more about what, or who, went down than you do?

⑥ WET AND WILD;
don't feel too lonely waking up by yourself -- the shower's on and the sound of water falling is mighty inviting. why don't you get cleaned up -- or down and dirty all over again?

⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE;
sleep? what is this sleep thing you speak of? dawn's breaking and neither of you have gotten a wink, or want one. who's ready for round xxx?

⑧ A BITTER PILL;
turns out the reason you scored wasn't your sparkling wit and magnetic confidence. your partner had an ulterior motive -- they already knew it and you're about to. recon? revenge? rebound? tag and find out, if you can handle the truth!

⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE;
that sleepy person in your living room had a great night -- with your roommate. well, might as well get to know each other while you're both there, right? ... right?

⑩ WILD CARD;
roll more than once and combine scenarios, choose your favorite, or make up your own!

Jul. 13th, 2022


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RULES
• Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom.
RNG for a number between 1-10 to get your scenario. Mix and match!
• Have fun!
(REVAMPED!) SCENARIOS
01) FWB | Make out with your pal? No problem.

02) No Space Left | Every time you move, bodies come into contact.

03) Seventy Minutes | Make-outs and a locked closet. Victims of a prank? Door jammed?

04) Unrequited | One has a crush while the second party is oblivious.

05) Heatwave | It's all so hot. No really, you better strip!

06) Taken | One of you has a significant other, neither of you cares enough not to make-out.

07) Rigged | They cheated at the game to get you in here and you saw them do it!

08) Shots Shots Shots | One person is drunk.

09) Waterfall | Stop crying, you told them. Who enjoys wet kisses?

10) Get A Room | Your seven minutes are up but neither of you wants to stop. Relocate!

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top or bottom | a high-concept, highbrow meme



don't front. you know exactly what this is.

the rundown
1. for numerous, cosmically complex reasons that form a domino effect — or just because it's fucking hilarious — an unknown force has compelled your character to admit if they're top or a bottom. some will try to lie and immediately be corrected (humiliation is probable). others will be honest. all will be revealed.
2. others express their interest, disinterest, shock, awkward downward spiral. have a casual conversation. hook up! live, laugh, love!
3. if you leave a blank top comment i will literally come piss on your computer.
4. switches are important and valid.

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Apr. 5th, 2022


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the intimate bathing meme;


Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:
  • Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
  • If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
  • Reply to others!