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Tweak says, "Shotgun shuts his cakehole"

Ash is an actual Sourwolf (ash_cdj) wrote in memesquad,
@ 2024-04-19 17:18:00

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	Jim Moriarty \| BBC's Sherlock \| OTA consolcrim 2024-04-19 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	1.) Why did I make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds? 2.) I can't believe you went home with her. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through. 3.) Blood and glitter go together, right? 4.) Text him! (Reply to this)

	Sherrinford holmes \|BBC Sherlock\|OTA notfromsherwood 2024-04-20 01:51 am UTC (link)
	1) His oral game was lacking. Lacking being a nice word to describe it. 2)I woke up with glitter in my wounds? 3)You Need a cock block sometimes 4)I tried to tell him I love him but it came out 'were both fucked up and it works' 5) Text him instead? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1 consolcrim 2024-04-21 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I'm so sad for you. But did you get the paperwork? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 01:29 am UTC (link)
	You told me to tell you everything! Yes boss. I'll bring the files over this afternoon (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Which I always appreciate. Was it teeth? Good. They're important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Pretty much. Felt more like a cheese grater, honestly. Anything else you want me to snag before then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Aw I'll kiss it better. Food. The Greek deli around the corner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 03:06 am UTC (link)
	:) Much prefer your kisses anyway. Our usual and the files, got it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I can also arrange their death, if it was that bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Only if you want, boss? Besides. Nobody will live up to you at anything, experienced or not (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Oh stop it. You know flattery gets you everywhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 03:29 am UTC (link)
	So your saying I shouldn't list all my favorite things about you? :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 03:34 am UTC (link)
	You have a list? I want to hear it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Rather tell you in person. So I can snog you after each one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Booooo unfair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Its sweet and romantic! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 05:11 am UTC (link)
	But you're just baiting me along. Just give me half now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 05:16 am UTC (link)
	....Fine. You, when your working on our jobs. I like watching you think, ok? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Really? Interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 05:24 am UTC (link)
	I also like watching you torture our enemies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Aw. But you and Bas do all the real work normally (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I just like seeing your hands all bloody :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 05:48 am UTC (link)
	That's the worst part though (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 05:49 am UTC (link)
	How so? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 05:50 am UTC (link)
	If you touch anything, it gets everywhere. Stains. When it gets under your nails. Sticky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 05:55 am UTC (link)
	I'll stand by with a towel next time, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consolcrim 2024-04-21 06:08 am UTC (link)
	With a shower, you mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notfromsherwood 2024-04-21 06:10 am UTC (link)
	both :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Korbin Velaspir \| D&D \| OTA velaspir 2024-04-21 12:43 am UTC (link)
	1.) I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover. 2.) My life has become a never-ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?' 3.) Text him! (Reply to this)

	Ben Winchester \| Supernatural AU \| OTA winchestercharm 2024-04-21 12:48 am UTC (link)
	1.) what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about? 2.) I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone??? 3.) My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!? 4.) Text him! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	2 otherpond 2024-04-21 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Krissy isn't everyone!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	2 winchestercharm 2024-04-21 02:32 am UTC (link)
	She's going to tell everyone oh ym god (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	otherpond 2024-04-21 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	I mean... I don't think she will. She seemed to get that this was serious and I was only showing her out of necessity. Is she still going to tease you? Yeah, probably. She's Krissy. Is she going to run around telling everyone and screaming it from the roofs? I don't think she will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	winchestercharm 2024-04-22 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Okay maybe you're right but I'm definitely not hearing the end of it. What's beyond teasing? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Lily Evans \| Harry Potter \| OTA headliongirl 2024-04-21 12:52 am UTC (link)
	1.) Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE! 2.) Has anyone's crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth? 3.) Text her! (Reply to this)

	Sherlock Holmes \| BBC's Sherlock \| OTA consoldetect 2024-04-21 12:57 am UTC (link)
	1.) I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this conversation before I just blatantly say 'I want to fuck you'. 2.) My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch 3.) I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable. 4.) Text him! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1. sebmoran 2024-04-21 02:48 am UTC (link)
	I understood the first time. It was just more fun to see what you could come up with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1. consoldetect 2024-04-21 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Believe me, there are plenty that I have left. It's just becoming pointless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sebmoran 2024-04-21 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	Only because you decided it was better to be blunt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consoldetect 2024-04-22 04:36 am UTC (link)
	At this point, yes it is. Would you like to? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Marc Williford \| Teen Wolf OC \| OTA aroundtheedges 2024-04-21 01:01 am UTC (link)
	1.) Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after. 2.) I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it 3.) Did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring? 4.) Text him! (Reply to this)

	Kate Bishop - MCU - OTA withoutpowers 2024-04-25 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	1. it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body 2. we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am 3. i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing 4. Let the record show that I hate your ass. (Reply to this)