InsaneJournal

1. How dare you. I don't know what you called me and neither does my universal translator, but you better take it back.
2. You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
3. If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual "haven't decided yet" is always a good response.

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1. Everything happens for a reason; usually, that reason is "poor decision-making".
2. If this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me I suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt.
3. Date a girl who wants to provide you with cover fire.

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