Melusin-les-fics

This is my first post DH fic, in which I try to excise the memory of the Epilogue before I go and write something more interesting. SS/HG naturally, but not in a conventional sense. I'm not sure what to rate this - there's one mild sexual reference and a bit of swearing - not sure if that makes it more than PG. Your thoughts on that and anythng else would be appreciated. Many thanks to septentrion1970 for the lightningly fast beta.








( Cuckoo in the Nest:The Baby Dialogues )

... it Tolls for Thee
Word Count:16 and a bit X 100
Rating:G
Challenge:Hogwarts a History (loosely)
Characters:Hermione, Severus, Minerva, Poppy, Albus

This is the one and only baby fic I will EVER write and I mean EVAH!


Hermione snuggled down into her snuggly duvet with Crookshanks curled up beside her. There was nothing like a good book at bedtime...

‘Unhand me, Sir,’ she cried. Lord Barchester-Bottomley’s biceps bulged as...'

...And this was nothing like a good book. She threw it to one side in disgust and reached for her dog-eared copy of Hogwarts: A History instead.

This was more like it. The racy goings on of Salazar Slytherin and Rowena Ravenclaw made for far more interesting reading. She hadn’t got very far though, before her eyelids started to droop.

‘That Salazar,’ she yawned, ‘was such a snake.'


( Accio Fluff )

Word count: 8 x 100
Rating: NC-17 for safety
Challenge: Double Standards
Characters: Hermione/Severus.

**Winner** Order of Merlin First Class in OWL awards 2007 for best drabble.
A/N: Usual disclaimers apply. Thought I'd turn the tables a bit on this one...


Severus smiled as he held Hermione’s hand in his, and for one heart-stopping moment she thought he was going to kiss her. Using her best seductive pout, Hermione gazed up at him encouragingly.

KissmekissmepleaseGodkissme.

Instead, he brushed his lips against her knuckles. ‘Goodnight, Hermione.’

Hermione sighed. It looked like she was out of luck again.

It had been almost three weeks now. Three weeks of evenings in the pub, walks by the lake – but it always ended here, outside her rooms. It was all very right and proper; he was a perfect gentleman, but she wanted more. She wanted him.


( More )

SS/HG centric drabbles written for various challenges on the GrangerSnape Community on Livejournal (unless otherwise stated). Ratings vary.


( Whisky makes you... )

( Gryffindor Poetry Corner )

( A Rock and a Hard Place )

( A Dish Served Cold )

( Sunny Afternoon )

( Except the Unexpected )

( Requirement and Recompense )

( Cuckoo in the Nest )

( Shadows )

( The First Day of Christmas )

( Start as you mean to go on )

( The Ties that Bind )

( Most Efficacious in Every Case )

( The Last Mask )

( Double Standards )

( Neither the time nor the place )

( Neither the Time nor the Place: A Sequel )

( What Have I done? )

( It's all in the Wrist Action )

( Sweet Nothings )

( Incompatibility Factor )

( What goes around, comes around )

( Housewife's Choice )

( Teenage Dream )

( Privy to a secret )

( In your Dreams )

( When it suits him )

( Taking the Bluse Pill )

( Dream On )

( Resistance is Futile )

( Duelling Practice )

( In Need of a Fix )

( A Need to Know )

( The Luxury of Time )

( Spinner's End? )

( Grimmauld Peach )