Hello, new residents! And welcome to the Good Place.
As you were made aware by our orientation video, we had a slight hiccup that caused a group of you to arrive here unexpectedly. We are so so sorry about that, truly. And we are hard at work fixing the situation for you.
In the meantime, please enjoy the neighborhood. It's not often you get a chance to experience the Good Place while you're still alive. Have some frozen yogurt!
My name is Michael, and I am Eleanor's assistant. If you need anything at all while you're staying here with us, please let me know. Eleanor, myself, and Janet are here to make everything as easy as possible for you during this time.