You can be very very very mean sometimes. You can completely ignore me, and you seem to prefer Han and Lil over me. You've suddenly developed this I'm Better Than Stupid Silly Megan complex.
But you're lovely, and kind, and funny, and pretty, and we get on so well, and I love spending time with you when you're not in One Of Your Moods.
So... I don't know. Hate it a pretty strong word... But there are times I think you're a total... witch. And there are times when I love you.