Whee, I love this question! It breaks down the fourth wall. So, copying this straight from my CDJ:
All right, Susan, listen up. I know you find Megan annoying, but you really need to learn some tolerance, because underneath it all she's a lovely person, as you very well know. Everyone has habits or traits that you're going to find annoying, so learning how to deal with them is something that is essential in life. Secondly, you need to get off your high horse from time to time. You're not always right, you know, and you could learn a lot by listening to other people's ideas and opinions. Remember: it's not a sign of weakness to change your mind.