AIM Logs Who: Puck, Kurt What: Puck wants Kurt to come out for Finn tonight. Kurt wants Finn to call his mom. When: Saturday night Rating: G
Noah Puckerman Kurt, are you really not going to support Finn?
Kurt Hummel About his desire to run away from home and marry his high school girlfriend while making his mother miserable? Puck, like I told Rachel, I've said my piece and I think they're making a giant mistake, but I'll be there.
Kurt Hummel Although it's not like FINN has really asked me to be there. I haven't heard from him since he left Carole a note and disappeared.
Noah Puckerman We're going bowling with Mr. Schue, you should come He asked me to talk to you
Kurt Hummel Well... bowling is always fun.
Noah Puckerman I promise, it will be fun. You could see if Blaine wanted to come, too
Kurt Hummel Alright. Bowling it is. And I'll ask Blaine.
Noah Puckerman Awesome. It'll be fun
Noah Puckerman I'm about to get to Finn's and pick him up, we're all meeting at the bowling alley
Kurt Hummel It'll take Blaine about 30 to get to Lima, but I'll come over once I get something acceptable on. And Puck... where is Finn actually staying now?
Noah Puckerman He's got an apartment
Kurt Hummel Seriously, we haven't heard anything from him since he left. Carole is BEYOND worried.
Kurt Hummel Alright. An apartment. I'm glad he's not sleeping under an overpass or something.
Noah Puckerman I can try talking to him, see if he'll call Mrs. H
Kurt Hummel She would appreciate it. And it would make the house much more tolerable from my end. But Blaine's getting dressed, so we'll be there as soon as I can get him into town.
Noah Puckerman Awesome. I'm glad you guys are coming, and I will do my best as far as Mrs. H is concerned
Kurt Hummel I think he'd listen to you more than me about calling his mother.
Noah Puckerman I think you're right
Noah Puckerman I got him to agree to call his mother
Kurt Hummel She'll appreciate that.
Noah Puckerman I know she will, Mrs. H is like a second mom to me
Kurt Hummel She's amazing. And she's been walking around like she's in a fog all week because of this. So, she'll appreciate hearing that he's okay.
Noah Puckerman that sucks, I am glad I got him to call her then
Who: Kurt, Blaine What: Kurt’s telling Blaine he doesn’t have a choice in coming out with the boys. And Quinn need’s a dress for the wedding tomorrow. When: Saturday night. Rating: G
Kurt Hummel Apparently you need to come to Lima tonight and go bowling.
Blaine Anderson ...What? Why?
Kurt Hummel You should get dressed while I tell you. Because if I'm going, you're going.
Blaine Anderson Okay... dress code? I mean, besides bowling-chic?
Kurt Hummel I don't expect a fight, but Puck's involved, so I wouldn't rule it out.
Kurt Hummel Apparently Mr Schue and Puck are taking Finn bowling.
Blaine Anderson ...I'm a little worried, now. Should I be worried?
Kurt Hummel I have no idea. But Puck told me to come, even though I haven't heard from Finn since he left and made Carole cry. Get this -- apparently he'd rented an apartment somewhere in Lima.
Kurt Hummel Now, with what money, I have no idea.
Blaine Anderson Is he going to be at school on Monday?
Kurt Hummel I have no idea
Kurt Hummel Please tell me that I'm not the only one who thinks this is absolutely ridiculous.
Blaine Anderson I don't even know what's going on right now, but I'm with you on that.
Kurt Hummel The whole wedding, Finn running away to prove that he's 'adult', somehow the Berrys not insisting on a rabbi...
Blaine Anderson It's just so *fast*.
Kurt Hummel Are we sure she's not pregnant?
Blaine Anderson What happened to a summer wedding?
Kurt Hummel I don't know. Although I will say this -- with the chance of it becoming a big ole clusterfuck tomorrow, I'm not missing this wedding.
Blaine Anderson ...Any chance you might be willing to swing by the hospital and pick up Quinn before heading in that direction? It's a long shot that her nurses will let her go, but my car can't handle a wheelchair on the off-chance that she gets permission.
Kurt Hummel I'm pretty sure I can fit a wheelchair in the Navigator. Besides... I think Carole may want to drive to the courthouse alone. Time to herself or something. On the plus side, Puck says he convinced Finn to give her a call.
Blaine Anderson Oh, good.
Kurt Hummel Which we should not NEED Puck to act as an intermediary for Finn to act like the adult he says he is, but whatever. It just makes me mad. Everyone involved is just making me mad.
Blaine Anderson It's a very bizarre, unusual situation, I don't even know where to start with everything.
Blaine Anderson And you're stuck in the middle, I'm sorry for that, :(
Kurt Hummel I just don't understand it. I don't understand what the rush is, I don't understand the fight between him and Carole, I don't understand where he got the money for a downpayment for an apartment.
Kurt Hummel And it's making the house incredibly tense.
Blaine Anderson I can imagine. I know there's not really anything I can do to make it less tense, but hey -- you know where to find me.
Kurt Hummel I may come camp out on your living room floor. I can pitch a tent. Something fabulous.
Blaine Anderson I can handle that, :)
Kurt Hummel But can your parents?
Blaine Anderson Ugh, I will smuggle you upstairs, if I have to.
Kurt Hummel That would be incredibly romantic. Kind of sneaky.
Blaine Anderson How fast could you get here? :)
Kurt Hummel Sadly, I won't be the second kid to run out on Carole this week.
Kurt Hummel So we'll just have to postpone a camping trip to Casa Anderson.
Blaine Anderson Poor Carole, :(
Blaine Anderson ...Feel like a detour to pick out something for Quinn to wear to this wedding tomorrow, perhaps? Before we go try to bust her out of the hospital?
Kurt Hummel Well, we can't have her be there in a paper gown, now can we?
Blaine Anderson All she's got are sweats and t-shirts. We can do much better than that.
Kurt Hummel If we could find something both in a solid color and cotton, because that would stretch over everything we need it to stretch over and be comfortable and cute at the same time.
Blaine Anderson We have permission to raid her closet for something springy and pretty, if it helps -- I trust your judgement on appropriate last-minute wedding attire for the situation, :)
Kurt Hummel Well, considering that Rachel has included me in nothing but berating me for having an opinion that didn't kiss her ass about this whole idea, I have no clue if there's a need for color coordination or anything like that. But we'll find her something pretty.