I don't know you Jasper (Jaz? Do you go by that instead?) but Santana vouches for you and stuff, so... that's why you're included in this and stuff.
Anyway. It has come to my attention that Artie has a lot of lady friends and is seriously lacking in male bonding. It's not like I'm jealous or anything. I just think he could really benefit from having some guy friends because there is only so much a dude can take of girl talk and stuff, you know? And I totally can't play video games with him because they make me angry. And Tina's not allowed to be alone with him. So, I am asking you guys, my trusted friends, to help me out and fulfill Artie's need for guy time. I would really appreciate it! It can, like, be your Christmas present to me.