Marvel Mashup Technological Communication

Hey. Come here.

What did you do...?

How's Iowa?

I feel like I owe y'all an apology. I've been dealing with a lot in my personal life and, as a result, I've managed to alienate all the people who care about me. I'm sorry. Ugh. SO trite but there ya go. I need to be better. I WILL do better. I feel like an asshole for doing this via text but I'm on Alfheim and this seemed the most efficient way to do it. Don't worry, I'm still planning on doing the official Rhiannon Apology Tour '19 when I get the chance to return to Asgard. And yes, there will be gifts. (I'm not above a little bribery to win back your favor.)

Miss Keech is in my room and she might require some exercise.

I just got a message from Brady's school that a boy died at the branch on Asgard. When did that happen? Why didn't you call me? Is Brayden okay? You said it was safe there, Nate.

Can't leave home without it.

Are the rumors true? I don't wanna ask Zap yet because she's ready to pop... Is Nate going to go battle some evil crap in Helheim? Does Stephen know? The suspense is killing me...

You asked me for my 'number', so I am sending you this message to fill your request. Now, a favor of my own. Do you think Skadi can also have a cell phone? I should like to acquire her one for purposes such as this...

Thank you once more for the cell phone. I have been enjoying this Midgardian exercise in learning...

Hello Sgt. Barnes. How have you been since the wedding? I have not heard from you. Cpt. Rogers sends his best. His updated vibranium shield is in testing, by the way. Although, it should not need much testing.

I love you. I love us. But we were just meant to be hetero-lifemates. I know it - too many tries and not enough wins. We should talk in person, but until I'm free, think about it. All of it. Yeah? Good. Now think about boobs. Great. Annnnd Colonel Sanders. I love you, good job.

Clit In The Bedroom This is a group text between the 'original six' Avengers and a few newcomers. The name of the group text was changed from 'Assemble' to 'Clit In The Bedroom' by Tony Stark in October of 2018. Natasha proclaimed she'd heard Bruce say the word 'clit', to which some were disturbed. Tony asked 'publicly?', to which Bruce defended himself by saying 'No, I said clit in the bedroom', thus resulting in the audio becoming Tony's ringtone, and the quote becoming the name of the Avengers group chat. #trollingtheHulk

Troy Redshaw I love you. Feel like I haven't said that enough lately. #shitsgettingweird

Brian Braddock I've decided we need to contact grandfather. Can you put the wheels in motion? I'm surprised he hasn't called, frankly.

Luke Bishop I have some info about your dad. I didn't know how vital it might be until recently...

Eva Silvercloud So it turns out I'm just an okay medicine woman. I've been scanning all the search results I can scrounge up for some of the info I need. Is there any way you two could comb the library (or shadier places) for me and see if we have anything to do with shamanism or mysticism or any other isms you think might be helpful? I barely pulled off a ritual last night. I want to be better prepared next time, but I feel so rushed. Oh, and hi.

Eva Silvercloud Wake up! Good morning. Gonna come over and bring breakfast&Thor in about half an hour. I miss my baby's face.