Nov. 29th, 2016 at 8:13 PM
Kinsey Scale: 1.
Sexual Orientation: Straight.
Marital Status: Separated.
Turn-Ons/Attractions: Outspoken, kind, hellcat, curvy types. You know the ones.
Turn-Offs/Repulsions: Girls who spend too much time looking in the mirror, for better or worse.
Relationship Type: He's had them all; will try again.
Acceptable Aspects: Anything goes, 'chere.
Brief Romantic History: He's been a bit of a Captain Jack Sparrow - a girl in every town he passes through. But in New Orleans, there was an arranged marriage situation with a girl he actually cared about until she wanted to kill him to death. Now they're... "separated". (She cray!)