Nov. 30th, 2016 at 6:39 PM
Kinsey Scale: 0.
Sexual Orientation: Straight.
Marital Status: Divorced dad of one (Aliyah, 17, estranged).
Turn-Ons/Attractions: Sturdiness, long hair, wit, competition, combativeness, brick houses, some rough stuff - he's not so into it that he knows the terminology.
Turn-Offs/Repulsions: Dipshits, cop haters, short/buzzed hair, excessive domesticity (ironing underwear and weird shit like that), laziness.
Relationship Type: He is open to whatever happens. Doesn't plan ahead because it's impossible.
Acceptable Aspects: He's probably a one-woman guy, but if she needed some space? Naw, fuck that, he'd shoot out the other dude's kneecap. #sorrynotsorry
Brief Romantic History: He's dated cops. His ex-wife was a cop, his last girlfriend was a cop, and some between were cops. But he's also dated a few ladies OFF the force. None of them last very long. It's probably because he's an a-hole.