Souls are a fickle thing. You, me, and Voldemort know that. I am glad to be on your personality list because honestly, (nobody else can read this, right?), my personality is what I am most self-conscious about. And if Baron Brian Mother-fucking Braddock can get down... well then. That's saying something. Also the three on your physically list are stone cold hotties.
Also, 'secret touching in public' makes my soul sword tingle.