Cass Kinsey Scale: Two. Sexual Orientation: Straight. Marital Status: Married, you don't know her. Turn-Ons/Attractions: Blondes, strength, intelligence, do-gooders, Euro-trash, dat smile, sense of humor, fashionistas. Turn-Offs/Repulsions: Creepers (he creeps), white-trash, ignorance, arrogance, bullies, furries, lack of patience, people who don't like children. Relationship Type: His marriage. Acceptable Aspects: Monogamous. Brief Romantic History: Nothing too serious before he started dating his future spouse. Since being lost, nothing too serious, just a few run ins with different earth versions of his wife. Which he's conflicted about...