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I'm Spider-Man.

Almost Halloween. Would it be gauche to dress up as a badly executed version of myself? I don't care. I'm doing it.

Open mic night at Don't Tell Mama in Hell's Kitchen tonight. I'm gonna play.

Computer screens, how I have missed you. Coffee, how I have missed you.

So, for anyone keeping track at home: don't get a concussion, it sucks.

But all is pretty much well again and I can look at screens to my heart's content which is great because I'm so behind on work that I'm thinking about skipping sleep for the rest of the month, or maybe just coming up with a time-stopping freeze ray. If you need me for something in the near future, do me a favor and don't need me (unless it's to save the world).

Private to Hope Van Dyne
I've been having lots of fun playing with all the variables we talked about previously, for my little project. That, plus some pretty fantastic Attilan tech info I have is -- well. I think it'll work. I've email you the info/notes. Take a look when you get some free time?

[EMMA]
If you're free this Friday, I think it's time we catch up on things and plan for the future of the Brotherhood.

[WANDA]
We should do another training session soon.

[CHARLES]
I know you've been lurking. Were you planning on saying hello, old friend?

Does anyone else feel slighted about the order the alphabet is arranged in?

Because I've been thinking about it a lot lately, and I just -- what's the point?

I received a transmission this evening that will likely require all team members to be on deck. Stand by for further information, but don't make any plans for this week.

I require assistance.

Of the advice kind. I mean, I am looking for that. Advice.

On dating specifically. Like... where to go in the city and what to do. Please.

If they can be interesting/educational/historic or some kind of informative date setting also. I believe those would be helpful.

Hey, I'm Bobbi Morse, new recruit courtesy of Romanoff.

So here's an important question for you all:

Who would win: astronauts or cavemen? Discuss.

I have discovered that walking for the day in order to hatch eggs is not good if you forget to put on sun screen.

They are correct, Pokemon Go is dangerous. My nose is burnt.

Henry;

I have a joke for you.

What do you do with sick chemicals?

( Punchline~ )

How's the college search going? Done any tours yet?

Okay, check it. Whoever wants to drink, and karaoke or just watch me make a fool of myself then swing on over to Sing Sing Karaoke. The one at St. Marks Place. Rogue and myself will be there at 9. You can arrive early, on time, or late. I don't care! Come out and have some fun!

You ever feel like you're at the awkward age where you're not too old, but not too young either? Inquiring minds want to know.

I was wondering what people thought about the musical Hamilton. I've heard it's good but I haven't listened to it. Seems kind of like cheating to listen to a musical before you see it.

So, if anyone's got thoughts I'd like to hear them before I go see it.

Is there a Mutant 101 class? Is it free? I'm asking for a my fiance friend..

I am attempting to understand this holiday. From what I can tell it was... a victory over oppressors, however it is celebrated with food and explosions.

And people take a day from work.

It is strange. In Sokovia, we had our day of rest, on the first of May each year. However that was usually treated as a day of rest. It seems like no one here rests.

I know my birthday is tomorrow but I'd really appreciate it if people kept it low-key and quiet this year. I'm happy to have people over for dinner and drinks but nothing extravagant. Probably just take out and beer. Well, and a cake.

Don't try to fit all the candles on it. I don't want a fire hazard.