Uh

Um

I'm Spider-Man.

Back to school, soon!



[Private to Hank]

Blue and furry suits you. You ought to try it more often.


[Private to Crystal]

How are you doing? Have you found a new place to stay, yet?

I, uh, don't know what people are up to this weekend but my art class is having a family and friends showing Labor Day Weekend. If you're interested you can come see some of the art I've been working on this semester.

If you'd like to come let me know and I'll give you the details. And if you want any of the art pieces just let me know. I'll make sure you get them after they've gotten their final grade.

Due to recent incidents jeopardizing the security of our students, there has been a change in the process in which visitors and students can enter and leave Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. From here on out, all visitors will be required to check in and out of the school. There are visitors badges being printed up to further identify those who are just stopping by. Students will also be required to check out when leaving, and back in when returning to the school. Furthermore, students and guests may at any time be asked to demonstrate his or her ability, to further verify his or her identity. These new measures will go into effect immediately.

I trust you all will be helpful and understanding as we work to keep Xavier's a safe space for students, faculty, and all visitors. Thank you.

[Forum post for Xavier's staff/students/associates]

I will be teaching a few classes of basic and advanced field first aid at the school over the next few months. I was hoping to gauge interest in either class and then we could see when would be a good time? Basic first aid will take about 6 hours. Advanced field first aid will take 20 hours so not sure if that's better done as 3 days or 4?

I'm also open to helping people on an individual basis for meditation as a way to calm emotions that may or may not influence your powers. Let me know if you're potentially interested in this.

Can we like go shopping for bikinis and stuff? Probably my only time I'm going to the beach before school starts and I want to look rockin'.

If you already bought yours post some pix!

I think it might be interesting to hold a super-powered Olympics, but then I think I'd just want to show off in front of a crowd.

Who let the ninjas out? Woof, woof, woof, woof.

I have discovered that walking for the day in order to hatch eggs is not good if you forget to put on sun screen.

They are correct, Pokemon Go is dangerous. My nose is burnt.

Henry;

I have a joke for you.

What do you do with sick chemicals?

( Punchline~ )

We've expanded internships at Frost International further since the Equality Act, leading to numerous scholarships for new students, mature students and the expansion into transferring exchange students. The scheme is being launched on August 31st, applications are being accepted throughout the month and are linked from the Frost International website, follow the links for Internships.

At current, there are not limitations on courses or spaces.

Upon discussion with my board and some concerned employees currently within Frost International, we're also not limiting this to super-powered or enhanced people. Equality and all that. I suppose this is just a public service announcement for those it may benefit.

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Private: Clint

I understand your daughter enjoys dance, would she and your wife enjoy the Rockettes at Radio City? I have tickets for the 5th, but I sadly can't attend.

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Private: Erik

I happen to know a special little fire-starter is currently in lock up in New Orleans. I thought considering our vein of conversation lately, it could be important.

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Is it true there are superheroes on this thing? I wonder if Daredevil ever That's what my friend claimed.

My bruises have bruises.

I want to know who I need to talk to about getting a healing factor upgrade because that should be a thing! Why isn't that a thing?

For the past few weeks, I've been receiving audition tapes from two New Yorkers determined to join the Avengers.

I've learned two things since then:

1. Sheer will can get you anywhere. Or, at least, get you to do anything.
2. We should really require audition tapes.



[Jessica Jones]

What do you know about Daredevil?

I was wondering what people thought about the musical Hamilton. I've heard it's good but I haven't listened to it. Seems kind of like cheating to listen to a musical before you see it.

So, if anyone's got thoughts I'd like to hear them before I go see it.

[The video livestream opens with Pixie and some of the other X-kids at the The Paris Theater. The movie is already playing in the background as Pixie starts speaking]

Greetings movie lovers! And welcome to another installment of Pixie's Magical Movie Choices. Patent pending!

[There's a few muffled Shhh's from the other kids] SHUT UP SANTO!

Anyway, as I was saying!

[But she never gets to finish her thought as gunfire erupts in the background followed by screams and the few people there ducking or moving around. The camera work is a little shaky but there's a clear shot of Bobbi Morse with her gun drawn.]

Ohmigosh! What do we do? Like X-Men go--

[and then the video cuts off]

It's that time of year again and I am putting together plans for a potential camping trip for any and all interested students and staff.

If you are interested in participating or otherwise helping out sign in by tagging me here or catching me around the school.

P.S.

To answer your question, Logan, I will not be bringing along or facilitating the consumption of alcohol on this trip.

I caught an Eevee on the G train!

I am attempting to understand this holiday. From what I can tell it was... a victory over oppressors, however it is celebrated with food and explosions.

And people take a day from work.

It is strange. In Sokovia, we had our day of rest, on the first of May each year. However that was usually treated as a day of rest. It seems like no one here rests.

What can I say