I have just discovered Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury by Rachel Bloom. NSFW but accurate as hell.

Isn't it weird how smells trigger memories?

Amygdala and hippocampus, those crazy buggers.

I'm still not unpacked. :(

Due to recent incidents jeopardizing the security of our students, there has been a change in the process in which visitors and students can enter and leave Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. From here on out, all visitors will be required to check in and out of the school. There are visitors badges being printed up to further identify those who are just stopping by. Students will also be required to check out when leaving, and back in when returning to the school. Furthermore, students and guests may at any time be asked to demonstrate his or her ability, to further verify his or her identity. These new measures will go into effect immediately.

I trust you all will be helpful and understanding as we work to keep Xavier's a safe space for students, faculty, and all visitors. Thank you.

[ooc: forward dated to 7/17]

I'm fairly certain this is where I say something like, "rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."