I guess I can't mope around forever. I should find myself a job or something. Maybe put my degree to good use finally.

>> picture attachment
>> Is this the hot babe?
>> She's pretty good.
>> Can't beat a 93% rating.

>> Hey.
>> I heard about a beach party.
>> Were you interested in joining me?

>> I see your number somehow made it to my phone.
>> Interesting.
>> Did I leave an earring at your place?

Beach harem, huh? You did know that was going to be retweeted, right?

Is anyone interested in going out for dinner tonight?

>> Sue
>> Did you know you can still find my pictures?
>> of me naked.
>> They aren't lying when they say that shit will never go away.
>> Not saying it's a bad thing.
>> more like a heads up.
>> I'm surprised it hasn't been brought up with the media.

Okay, it just may be me being a little paranoid, but I am going to be completely honest and say that I am a little iffy about all the things that could go completely wrong tomorrow at the new malls opening in Queens. There's bound to be anti-superpowered groups.

Do you know if there's going to be extra security measures? I also don't want another incident like the shooting at the theater. I'm here to help out in any way possible to make this safe for everyone. I know a lot of us here are going, and I feel like it would be wise to join together.

» Sue.
» You won't believe this.
» I have a date with Crystal Amaquelin of Attilan!

Okay, check it. Whoever wants to drink, and karaoke or just watch me make a fool of myself then swing on over to Sing Sing Karaoke. The one at St. Marks Place. Rogue and myself will be there at 9. You can arrive early, on time, or late. I don't care! Come out and have some fun!

You ever feel like you're at the awkward age where you're not too old, but not too young either? Inquiring minds want to know.

» hey
» uh
» can you transfer money into my account?
» going out with a friend.

[Voice to Text Message]

I heard an advertisement for Christmas in July. Please tell me nobody actually put up decorations. If so, I'm glad I can't see them.

[Private to Jessica Jones]

It's come to the attention of Nelson & Murdock that you're dissatisfied with the legal representation of your case?

Sometime after the shooting at The Paris Theater

»Sue before you go off on me.
» I'm okay.
»I wasn't involved.

Ladies, I just wanted to say thank you for all the beautiful flowers that you buried my body in you left. I've been trying to do this low profile thing, but it's making me go insane. I need to go out before my niece forces me to re-watch The Last Unicorn. Thanks, Netflix, really. Not the kind of Netflix and chill I imagined.

Trying to find a job also seems like a damn waste of time. No mutants? Really? Hello, Johnny Storm, not a mutant. I just got hit with a lot of radioactive, space shit. Anyone in need of a mechanic?