Students, just a reminder: This is a boarding school. If you are claiming sickness, be advised that we can and will just come check on you. It would be wise to at least be in your room when we do.


[Jean]

Scott informed me that he was stepping down as co-leader of the X-Men just before he left. Are you okay?

[Logan]

I need your help with something. I promise that it doesn't involve pruning my garden.

Someone explain to me why I can't sit through board meetings in diamond form to avoid the constant aimed thoughts in my direction.

No, the length of my skirt is not indicative to my willingness to sleep with you, you arrogant asshat.

And people wonder why I'd be happier with more females on the board.

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Private Message: Hawkeye

I have a question darling. How involved in your previous occupation are you?

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Private Message: Wolverine

I have a series of scenarios I need to run by you, they may get entirely questionable, but I need your full honesty Logan.

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Email to Sue Storm-Richards

Mrs Storm-Richards,

Thank you kindly for the invitation to your fundraiser gala. I would be happy to attend and support such a cause. Additionally I would like to make a preemptive donation to fund, as naturally things don't always go according to plan.

Do let me know if there is any additional assistance I can provide, monetary or otherwise.

Yours,
Emma Frost
CEO FROST INTERNATIONAL

Did I miss something while I was gone? When was it decided that the fall started on September 1st, rather than the equinox?

>> And then I slip my hand in your pants.
>> I gently stroke your di
...
...
>> Logan?

Due to recent incidents jeopardizing the security of our students, there has been a change in the process in which visitors and students can enter and leave Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. From here on out, all visitors will be required to check in and out of the school. There are visitors badges being printed up to further identify those who are just stopping by. Students will also be required to check out when leaving, and back in when returning to the school. Furthermore, students and guests may at any time be asked to demonstrate his or her ability, to further verify his or her identity. These new measures will go into effect immediately.

I trust you all will be helpful and understanding as we work to keep Xavier's a safe space for students, faculty, and all visitors. Thank you.

>> Okay, so you say you're back.
>> but I haven't seen you.
>> Unless you're avoiding me
>> because you failed to let me know something super important about Laura.

Personal Message; Professor Xavier:
Charles;

I understand that this is hardly the time, what with the recent incidents with the Friends of Humanity and classes resuming shortly, however, in light of recent events and indeed partially for personal reasons, I feel it is best to take a extended hiatus from both the X-Men and indeed teaching at the Institute.

I don't doubt you'll have a stream of suggestions from my colleague as to who can take over my classes.

Of course, I will still be fully available should I be required.

Yours,
Emma

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Xavier's Faculty and Students:
As I am aware just how quickly gossip spreads through the school, I'll nip it in the bud before it starts.

I'm take a leave of absence. I shall not be teaching this semester and I am removing myself from the active X-Men roster. I will be remaining in the city and will be entirely reachable, I'm just taking some time to reassess things.

I can be reached via normal communications or specific mental reach outs -please remember I do maintain an active social life and may be busy at times, but in crisis, naturally I'm available.

Jesus fuckin' Christ, I leave for a week or so and all hell breaks loose? Anyone want to fill me in on the details because right now all I got is the shit the news reports and we all know they ain't exactly forthcoming.


( Private to X-Men )

[Voice to Text Message]

I heard an advertisement for Christmas in July. Please tell me nobody actually put up decorations. If so, I'm glad I can't see them.

[Private to Jessica Jones]

It's come to the attention of Nelson & Murdock that you're dissatisfied with the legal representation of your case?

[EMAIL to XAVIER STAFF]

TO: Xavier Staff; MUNROE, ORORO, SUMMERS, SCOTT, HOWLETT, JAMES...*
DATE: July 8, 2016
FROM: XAVIER, CHARLES
SUBJECT: Return date

( email )

[*if your character is on the staff they received this]

Maybe I can join the Army.

Are mutants allowed?

( Text to Bruce Banner )

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( Text to Carol )

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( Text to Ororo )

[Logan]

» I need a sparring partner who's not afraid to hit me.
» Interested?

[Ororo]

» When do you want to start planning for the Fall semester?

[Hank]

» Any chance of borrowing you for a day?
» There are only so many upgrades I can do to my car on my own.
» There's a box of Twinkies in it for you.

I talked to Clint and Nat about this but how do people feel about a pot luck?

I was thinking originally just the Avengers but maybe everyone. We could all use a chance to talk and get to know each other. More and more people with abilities are stepping up, stepping forward, we should get to know who we're working with.

I mean, I'm still retired but I don't mind hosting. Though I probably can't fit everyone in our apartment.

Given the recent texts I've received, everyone is a little concerned about my state of mind. Allow me to clear a few things up: No, the recent string of rainstorms was not me, and yes, I am handling the media attention just fine. No need to worry.