Someone explain to me why I can't sit through board meetings in diamond form to avoid the constant aimed thoughts in my direction.

No, the length of my skirt is not indicative to my willingness to sleep with you, you arrogant asshat.

And people wonder why I'd be happier with more females on the board.

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Private Message: Hawkeye

I have a question darling. How involved in your previous occupation are you?

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Private Message: Wolverine

I have a series of scenarios I need to run by you, they may get entirely questionable, but I need your full honesty Logan.

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Email to Sue Storm-Richards

Mrs Storm-Richards,

Thank you kindly for the invitation to your fundraiser gala. I would be happy to attend and support such a cause. Additionally I would like to make a preemptive donation to fund, as naturally things don't always go according to plan.

Do let me know if there is any additional assistance I can provide, monetary or otherwise.

Yours,
Emma Frost
CEO FROST INTERNATIONAL

[EMMA]
If you're free this Friday, I think it's time we catch up on things and plan for the future of the Brotherhood.

[WANDA]
We should do another training session soon.

[CHARLES]
I know you've been lurking. Were you planning on saying hello, old friend?

Personal Message; Professor Xavier:
Charles;

I understand that this is hardly the time, what with the recent incidents with the Friends of Humanity and classes resuming shortly, however, in light of recent events and indeed partially for personal reasons, I feel it is best to take a extended hiatus from both the X-Men and indeed teaching at the Institute.

I don't doubt you'll have a stream of suggestions from my colleague as to who can take over my classes.

Of course, I will still be fully available should I be required.

Yours,
Emma

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Xavier's Faculty and Students:
As I am aware just how quickly gossip spreads through the school, I'll nip it in the bud before it starts.

I'm take a leave of absence. I shall not be teaching this semester and I am removing myself from the active X-Men roster. I will be remaining in the city and will be entirely reachable, I'm just taking some time to reassess things.

I can be reached via normal communications or specific mental reach outs -please remember I do maintain an active social life and may be busy at times, but in crisis, naturally I'm available.

Jesus fuckin' Christ, I leave for a week or so and all hell breaks loose? Anyone want to fill me in on the details because right now all I got is the shit the news reports and we all know they ain't exactly forthcoming.


( Private to X-Men )

It's so good to know that even with equality some of us are barely held in regard.

I do so wish I'd known there was a legal way to get away with murder in college, it could've saved a few people jail sentences.

We've expanded internships at Frost International further since the Equality Act, leading to numerous scholarships for new students, mature students and the expansion into transferring exchange students. The scheme is being launched on August 31st, applications are being accepted throughout the month and are linked from the Frost International website, follow the links for Internships.

At current, there are not limitations on courses or spaces.

Upon discussion with my board and some concerned employees currently within Frost International, we're also not limiting this to super-powered or enhanced people. Equality and all that. I suppose this is just a public service announcement for those it may benefit.

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Private: Clint

I understand your daughter enjoys dance, would she and your wife enjoy the Rockettes at Radio City? I have tickets for the 5th, but I sadly can't attend.

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Private: Erik

I happen to know a special little fire-starter is currently in lock up in New Orleans. I thought considering our vein of conversation lately, it could be important.

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Is there a Mutant 101 class? Is it free? I'm asking for a my fiance friend..

>> I need to see you.
>> As soon as possible.

✉ Please tell me you are not off on some fascinating hero adventure
✉ Or playing Dad this weekend
✉ I happen to need some very irresponsible company
✉ And possibly some advice.

[ooc: forward dated to 7/17]

I'm fairly certain this is where I say something like, "rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."

It's a bizarre hobby of mine to keep up on "National" days. Mostly because I'm always looking for a better reason to eat a hamburger or donuts or what have you. But today is National Give Something Away Day (along with national tapioca pudding day -- which, let's ignore that because tapioca pudding is disgusting and no one wants that excuse).

Considering I'm something of a philanthropist, I'm keen on this particular day -- I've doubled down on my causes and charities. But if anyone else has a good one to suggest that needs backing, I'd like to hear about it.

The amount of activity around the school lately is both exciting and worrying. I'm glad to see so many guests, but at the same time, there are so many guests.

[Deadpool]
I think that you and I should have a chat.

Is this for real? I get told that there's some kind of message board for powered people, and now I'm watching messages from fucking Captain America asking people to come around to dinner.

This is the stupidest shit I've seen in a long time.

What is even the point of this thing anyway? Isn't this what a phone is for? Texting or whatever.

Fine. I'm Jessica Jones. Yes, the one from the news. No, I can't talk about my upcoming trial. No, I don't know who Daredevil is, or the Punisher. Just because he escaped from jail, doesn't mean I'm going to. I have nothing to do with that.

Other than that, ask whatever you want. If you bring me whiskey, I'll even answer honestly.

I talked to Clint and Nat about this but how do people feel about a pot luck?

I was thinking originally just the Avengers but maybe everyone. We could all use a chance to talk and get to know each other. More and more people with abilities are stepping up, stepping forward, we should get to know who we're working with.

I mean, I'm still retired but I don't mind hosting. Though I probably can't fit everyone in our apartment.

Given the recent texts I've received, everyone is a little concerned about my state of mind. Allow me to clear a few things up: No, the recent string of rainstorms was not me, and yes, I am handling the media attention just fine. No need to worry.