This style of archery seems impractical.

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But probably not as impractical as the Oert Jalymdagan Chabandes.

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» Since I know that a silly leg would and massive blood loss doesn't keep you down this long
» Are you finished moping around?
» I need a wing man and Lila wants to see Aunty Nat at dinner tonight
» We haz werk to do Snoopy.

I, uh, don't know what people are up to this weekend but my art class is having a family and friends showing Labor Day Weekend. If you're interested you can come see some of the art I've been working on this semester.

If you'd like to come let me know and I'll give you the details. And if you want any of the art pieces just let me know. I'll make sure you get them after they've gotten their final grade.

Hey, I'm Bobbi Morse, new recruit courtesy of Romanoff.

So here's an important question for you all:

Who would win: astronauts or cavemen? Discuss.

So the news is talking about how that Kilgrave guy--which REALLY, that's his REAL name--totes had mind control powers and he did really awful things with them. And there was trial stuff talked about but I zoned.

But like do you think they'll start to regulate what you can do with mind powers? And if they do then will they do that with the hallucinogenic ones? And then if they totes do those? Then will they move onto more and more and more until they're like all regulated?

» Wherever you are right now, I'm going to need you at the compound within an hour.
» I am in desperate need of a sparring partner.

✉ Please tell me you are not off on some fascinating hero adventure
✉ Or playing Dad this weekend
✉ I happen to need some very irresponsible company
✉ And possibly some advice.

[FORUM POST to Steve, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky]

I've decided to take a position with SHIELD and assist Carol Danvers in the rebuilding of the organization. I think it's what Aunt Peggy would have wanted me to do. Maybe here I can help make it the organization she wanted it to be. That said, I won't try to sway anyone to join me, I know there are a lot of valid reasons for people not to want to be a part of it.

I'm in Manhattan for awhile. I hope you all are well.

[Private to the Avengers]
I recently had a conversation with a SHIELD agent who was looking to recruit me. You might want to stay on your toes and keep your eyes open for SHIELD in general. I got the impression they're doing better these days but... I thought that before too. I wanted to make sure you guys got a heads up.

[Private to Natasha]
I need to know you're schedule. I had a Dr. Stephen Strange approach me wanting me to arraign a meeting between you and him to work out an alliance. I said I'd reach out and see if I could schedule a lunch or something. He seemed genuine, not a guy chasing fame and fortune or something like that. He's magical and that's about all I can tell you. Have fun with the background check he was a real mysterious type.

So I made the mistake of going through the mail at the Avengers compound (read: we need a secretary and I need a new book). The hate letters, I don't mind, especially the one that turned the letters of AVENGERS into a rude acrostic poem. That one's going on my wall.

The disturbing things are the gifts.

Scott - I don't know how you already have mail, but you have approximately 60 fan letters and an Antman portrait made on a grain of rice. It's impressive.

Clint - There are so many Merida, Katniss, and Legolas figurines that I lost count. I'm going to just give them to you one at a time. In interesting ways. There are also fan letters, strangely.

Rhodey - I don't know if you know how many people you inspire, but you have 617 fan letters and two dozen pictures of kids and adults dressed as War Machine. There a quite a few drawings, too.

Wanda - Kids love you. So many drawings, homemade figurines, and invitations to birthday parties that it puts the rest of us to shame. You also have 3 plane tickets to come and visit fans and show them how to do that 'hand thing.' Do not accept.

Steve - I know you're not with us anymore, but you got the bulk of it, Cap. Letters, tickets to baseball games, drawings, homemade t-shirts - you name it. Come and pick it up or I'm bringing it all to your apartment myself.

Bucky - You got your own haul too, Barnes. Lots of fan fiction of you marrying random strangers and/or Steve. Congratulations.

Jessica - Apparently people think you're an Avenger? Anyway, I'd give these letters to your lawyer, because there are tons of testimonials about Killgrave's influence, thanking you for getting rid of him.

See what I mean? All of that love. Disturbing.

not like any of you care In case anyone was wondering, I'm alive and back on my feet. Well, they aren't really my feet anymore... it's complicated. Long story short, I'm basically black Robocop now. The army rebuilt 70% of my body. It's going to take some getting used to, but I'm ready for active duty and have a shiny new set of armor I'm itching to try out. I'm not sure if any of you are holding a grudge over what went down, but considering I'm willing to bury the hatchet, I'd hope the rest of you can too. if not go fuck yourself

So if you guys still want me, I'll stand with the Avengers.