I know my birthday is tomorrow but I'd really appreciate it if people kept it low-key and quiet this year. I'm happy to have people over for dinner and drinks but nothing extravagant. Probably just take out and beer. Well, and a cake.

Don't try to fit all the candles on it. I don't want a fire hazard.

What can I say

Riddle me this. What's big, green, veiny, and angry?

My whole body hurts. We need to tone down this training bullshit.

- hey T, how you doin man
- been a while since I've heard from you
- that's never good
- wish Pepper was here
- which you holed up with, your suits or supermodels?