This is why I don't shop.

Yo, least I'll have a badass scar soon?

Not even back a day in the city and I already got catcalled.

So much for progress, huh, NYC?

Guess who's coming back, bitches?! Me, duh. I'm totally on the airplane right now. First class! Thanks, Ms. Frost! You totally spoil me, and I am totally not even complaining about it! I guess I'll be landing in like three hours? Ugh, that's lame. One the plus side, I don't have to deal with no screaming babies or some snot nose kicking the back of my seat. I think I need to fly first class more often.

Okay, so, on a totally different subject. I heard a new mall is opening up and DAZZLER IS GOING TO BE THERE. OMG. I came back home at the perfect time. Who's all planning on going because hello, sign me up! Pixie, I know you are for sure going. You better dance your ass off! You'll hear me screaming my lungs out, don't worry. Nega, girl, have you ever seen Dazzler perform? She is kind of amazing.

Augh, guys, talk to me. I got three hours in this plane. I have to sit in one spot for three hours. How do people do that? I could also entertain people in first class? Oh, the temptation.

As a Russian, I apologize to everyone for my country's Olympic scandals, once again. This matter with the drugs and disqualifications is an embarrassment to all Russians everywhere. Still, I am glad that we are able to send so many great, honest athletes, and I look forward to watching my countrymen take home medals in many sports.

Perhaps more medals than Germany again. Ja, Kurt?

[Private to adult X-Men]

I think you all may be feeling, like I am, that there could be some small trouble at Dazzler's concert next week, yes? How many of us will go to look after the children?