I'm not even trying to turn you on, like ever! You totally couldn't handle me anyway. Ugh, omg, mind needs to get out of the gutter.
I don't even drink caffeine anymore and I'm still doing one handed cartwheels. Maybe a no handed back flip next time around. What the hell bed time story you got? How to turn a Julian on? Sorry, don't want to hear that. I like lavender, though. Do you really have some?