Wade/Weasel
Well, YOU know how sensitive I am about my tech! YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING LONG IT TOOK FOR ME TO DEVELOP IT? It's not like I have a multi-million fortune laying around! And then you fucking tell me Stark went and made it BETTER??! Because fuck that shit.
Did you really tell Stark that? Coz if you're lying to me, and then I start seeing personal teleporters on the market from fucking Stark Enterprises...
And I thought the Tin Man had a hard-on to recruit you?
I've never flown a jet, but it can't be THAT hard.
You know, numbnuts, if you really needed to get a hold of me to fix your stuff, and you didn't know where I was, you could've always found out by using that homing device that's locked on my heart? It's like you fucking betrayed me, that's how it feels.
Oh yeah, and I was gonna write and tell you that I had a job for you, a real primo one, too. But if you want to be with your new friends....