Wade/Weasel
YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT HOW I LOOK! YOU'RE THE FUCKING ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE.
I CANT DIE, EVER. SO JOKES ON YOU. I'M NOT AN X-FUCK EITHER. I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED INSIDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THINKS I'M AN ANGEL AND FIXES SHIT FOR ME. THE DUDE IS MORE WORRIED ABOUT HIS GOD DAMN TWINKIES, SO CALM YOUR TITS. I also told Tony if he stole your shit that I'd personally kill himself, for free. Because I can and I will.
Dude, why would the X-Men need your shit? They can already teleport without shit. You ever seen their jet? It goes invisible. I'll have to fucking show you. It's pretty sweet. You know how to fly a jet?