To: Wanda [scarletwitch@avengers.gov] From: Pepper [v.potts@StarkIndustries.net] Subject: Slumber Party Date: 04/06/11
Wanda,
Oh yes. Vintage Brad Pitt in his underwear and a cowboy hat. Yeah. For one of the only male roles worth mentioning in that movie, it certainly is memorable, I admit.
Either Space Balls or Crouching TIger, Hidden Dragon is acceptable, but if you're set on the elitist snob image, I agree that the latter is the way to go. And I've never seen it, so I'm looking forward to it.
We will gladly accept your silent judgement, in the interest of maintaining the Y-chromosome on the planet. As long as we have your company, that's good enough for us.
If Tony realizes it's gone, he'll just have to amuse himself with one of his older systems, or go play in his lab. I'm not entirely convinced that he won't singly, or with the joint help of the other gentlemen in the house, try to invade. Yet another reason for holding it in my rooms. I don't plan on telling him this is going on as I think the temptation would be too much for him to resist.
I'll see your head shots with more of the same, and never mind the mental stability. There are people who call me mad for doing what I do, so how can they be surprised if I also play first person shooter games to unwind? ;)