To: Pepper [v.potts@StarkIndustries.net] From: Wanda [scarletwitch@avengers.gov] Subject: Slumber Party Date: 04/06/2011
Pepper, While I can't back you up as I'm not a chick flick person myself, I agree that Thelma & Louise is definitely something all female kind should see. Part of me is saying this because of vintage Brad Pitt...I couldn't lie. He's in his underpants after all.
The film I wanted to choose is not really a chick flick, and although you said it doesn't need to be, Space Balls doesn't seem like it will fit the evening. So I'm going to stick with the girl power theme and pick Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Because not only is it one of my favorite films, but it makes me look like an elitist snob. This is always my aim.
I will be there. I will have pizza, but I can't contribute much to the boy conversation because I'll say something like 'Sometimes I wish there weren't any men at all' and well, you can imagine what will happen. I'll just sit back and judge you all for the problems you have with men like I'm a shrink. I think that's the best for everyone.
Think Tony will realize it's gone? Does it matter if he does? Not to me. I'll be too busy making head shots that will make the rest of you worry about my mental stability. As if you don't already.