Victor Borkowski (jollygreengay) wrote in marvel_united, @ 2010-01-24 16:46:00 |
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To: Northstar (Email for Fanmail)
From: Victor B.
Subject: No More
Date: 1/24/10
Dear Mr. Northstar's superhero fanmail reading intern,
First of all, do you really exist or is this all just automated mail that goes into an inbox to be deleted every seven days? Second of all, how do you get that gig--superhero fanmail reading intern? I'll be wanting to apply in four years.
So I've decided. This whole 'gay' phase thing...it's not going to happen to me. I mean, I know you pulled it off and you're super awesome, but y'know, I don't have superspeed or anything cool like that.
I'm green. Green and scaly with 20 foot reach tongue, and it's hard enough for me to just get through life like that. So I'm not going to be gay.
And I'm definitely going to stop thinking about Mark like that. It's not cool.
I'm going to pick any of the nice girls at this school and like her. Date her. Whatever. I'm sick of this shit.
Your fan,
Victor