- Hey babe, how's today going so far? - I talked to my mom and it turns out they're going on some cruise to the Galapagos Islands with their friends for Christmas. - WTF - Like, I didn't even know that was a thing! - Not the cruise to the Galapagos, I mean my parents going out of town for Christmas! - This is unprecedented! I don't even know if I should be happy they made friends they go on CRUISES with - Or offended they'd rather go on a cruise with their friends than spend their time with their favorite son and his awesome girlfriend. - And the worst part? - My brother was invited to go with them. - I'm just - Well I'm in shock. - So, I'm really sorry, but no Boston for us this year.