Deadpool is the merc with a mouth (realdeadpool) wrote in marvel_united, @ 2013-10-01 00:31:00 |
|
|||
Thins had not gone as Deadpool had hope with the Avengers. Ms. Marvel and Black Widow had turned him down flat, both about joining the Avengers and about getting naked and making a Wade sandwich. He didn't see what the big deal was. So he killed people. So sometimes people got caught in the crossfire. He was trying to turn over a new leaf! And it wasn't like Black Widow was all that innocent. He was sure many a man had died just by being crushed by her thighs alone. Which was oddly arousing when he thought about it. Still ole Wade was not about to get up home. There was many a superhero in New York. In fact, New York seemed to a breeding ground of superheroes. You had the X-Men, the Fantastic Four (and would Fantastic Five sound so much better?), and even the Heroes for Hire. Which now that he thought about, the Heroes for Hire was right up his alley. He enjoyed getting paid for his usual line of work, so why not get paid to be a hero? No one said that just cause you helped people, in the name of good, truth, justice, and all that other stuff, that you couldn't demand that they pay you after words. Deadpool was really starting to warm up to this idea when out of the corner of his eyes he spotted a flash of blue and red as it swung by. Now there was a hero. Spider-man was not only an Avenger, but he was also a solo hero who people adored. Shoving the rest of the burrito he had been eating into his mouth, Deadpool than pulled his mask down before using his handy dandy teleporter to get to the top of a nearby building. From there he jumped from one building to another as he followed the web slinger. Once Spider-man stopped on the top of a building not far away, Deadpool teleported over to it. "What's the game plan? Are our spidey senses tingling? Are we about to stop a robbery? Help a little old lady across the street? Pick up bad girls in tight black outfits who deep down just really want Daddy to love them?" |