- Haters gonna hate, man. - Who are you dating these days? - Yeah, yeah, you're Mr. Allerative. - Dude, Sauron's a big giant Eye. - What if he loses a contact? - Game over, man. Game over. - Gollum has smoker's lung - And Frodo - yeah, he is pretty hot. - Nuh-uh - SAM is his BFF. - Sam, who carried him to Mordor - Because Frodo couldn't do it on his own. - BAM.