Tony Stark's Voice Mail To: Tony Stark From: Spider-Man Date: 12/28/11 (backdated - this can go unanswered till they get back.)
Uh... hey, Tony! It's... it's Spider-man. Hey, listen: um... I've been having some trouble out here with a... I guess I really don't know what to call him. It's sort of a long story. He's kind of the Dr. Evil to my Austin Powers, except I'm pretty sure he's also the Mordred to my King Arthur... except that doesn't work either, because he's not my son and I definitely don't have a sister I-
Bad guy! Dresses like a goblin, rides a hover board, throws pumpkin bombs. This is the 2.0 edition. I'd talk to Pym, but you know how he gets, and you and I have worked well together before, and I was thinking if maybe you're not too busy, I could maybe pick your brain a little and... to be honest, I don't really know what my goal is here. I don't want to bring the Avengers in on this yet - this is... it's something personal. But I'm realizing I can't be too proud to ask for help, so... yeah.
Oh, and if you... you should check out the footage from what happened down here street level in Manhattan on Halloween night. I don't even know if the Avengers heard about it. All of that... he did all that... *pause, shaky breath*
It's my fault, Tony. He's doing it because of me. I have to stop him. There's more to it I... just - please call. Bye. *click*