Station/Periodical: CNN, NBC, FOX, TMZ, ONTD - everywhere When: Monday, November 28, 2011 What: Avengers dust up with unknown assailant, tourist footage reveals assailant flies off with hammer of Thor!!
"Avengers witnessed in battle over streets of New York!"
"I don't know what happened, it was just all so fast. One minute there's three of them - Thor and the blonde Avengers lady the one with... lightning bolt and another woman in a green costume, who I've never seen before. There's a scuffle and then she leaves - with the hammer."
"Footage shot with a phone reveals a confusing tangle, and then Thor falls from the sky as the woman leaves with the hammer!"
"Was the hammer stolen? Is this a collector?"
"Another Thor imposter?! Or Is SHE the real Thor? Only more questions remain. Full story at ten."