Wade nearly leapt right out of his boxer shorts when his pops appeared out of no where. Boy would that have been an awkward moment. Did he always have to do that? It was as annoying as Iggy Pop's droopy man nipples. "Poopy trip!" He yelled in surprise at his father's appearance.
"Well I mean, I could really use another crash course in boy band history.. but I like the adoring fans better. It would help the street cred and keep me from getting arrested every time I invade someone's home. Apparently heroes can do that in 'the name of justice' but I do it for some Stevie Nicks tickets and suddenly I'm the asshole." Wade said as he approached the heavily knife adorned Hugh Jackman and began yanking cutlery out.
"Why? You going to pull some sim sim salabim on the feebs of the world and make me a superstar like Molly Shannon?"