Those are some great co-workers. I'd love to come to one of your holiday parties. People are probably all shaking the Secret Santa gifts and judging how much you've spent and therefor deciding how nice to be to you for the next month.
If it's so secret then why is it on this card you gave me? Or is this a trap to lure vampires?
Call it what you will. I remember what channel your tv was on when I fixed it - no judgment. Mocking, sure, but no judgment.
Good. Friday night. Where should I be and what time should I be there - well in your eyes, I'll come when I'm ready.