Elsewhere - Tommy & Tabby
"So do you," Tommy replied. He'd never woken up in a strange hotel room with some girl. Which was a shame really. There were times when having a super fast metabolism sucked.
He shoved the jester hat back onto a shelf and moved deftly away before Tabs could mess with his hair. He grabbed another hat which happened to be a pill box hat complete with veil. "You don't even want a hat," Tommy pointed out.